Relevation

How can anyone not want me? I'm intelligent, sexy and sensitive. Almost a perfect boyfriend! What is wrong with men nowadays?!

"You're too perfect for me." - The worst break-up line ever heard

Flatulence!

I was on the train back home from morning lectures.

Guy beside me just farted nonchalantly. A baby in front of him gave a startled look.  LMAO! I gave him the startled look too. LOL! Eventually he said excuse me after feeling embarrassed for like a minute.

"poot!" - the latest iconic audible wavelength you can ever find in this dog-eat-dog world.