Enlistment

Hey guys..i won't be around for a VERY VERY VERY long time. Don't know whether u guys will miss me anot..especially tiffany hue, kinda funny without you around suddenly, i know you deliberately hid your number away from me because of all the kristen stuff etc. and im not gonna be ambiguous when toking about it. Coz thats a fact, and you know me, i state facts and whatever shyt i see.

Im going in NS to see all the hot men. well..not all..lol! and of coz, i DIDNT DECLARE...wah lau i cant believe that's like the first question you guys shoot me la! lol!

Anyway the items that i have to bring under a list is seriously farkin lame.

Item I need To Bring:

1. Alarm Clock (This is fucking lame la..it's army)
2. Basic Toiletries (Duh! like...everyone needs that can?!)
3. Clothes Washing Powder/Detergent (Im just gonna scoop out like a ration of it...i mean..u dun wipe out washing powder just like that within 3 weeks you know)
4. Extra Underwear (in case i get diaper rash)
5. Swimming Goggles (cool! i didnt expect hydro facial wash)
6. Identity Card (Duh)
7. Inexpensive Watch (Who brings a watch man?!)
8. Nail Clipper (A MUST FOR ALL SISTAS AND COSMOPOLITAN READERS!)
9. Slippers (everyone's definitely bringing this, so it's kinda pointless to state it down)

Of course i won't be a whore inside, i swear! Im not gonna throw face away from the hilton sisters' regime.